【實用娛樂app】DClock|最夯免費app-綠色工廠好玩App

//Note: This app does not actually do much but is meant more to bring some publicity to my website devoted to raising money for college. Soon this app will cost money, but any money made on this application goes straight to my college fund. If you would like to donate or receive more information, you can visit my website at www.christianostmo.com

Thanks,

Christian Ostmo

DClock is the new best thing! It is fitted with amazing features like a clock, the ability to call someone a Douche-Bag without looking at them, and possibly many more! Craftily engineered by Organized Chaos, DClock brings light to any situation. Simply open the application and hand your phone to a friend, and them follow the instructions, and Bam! Instant laughter! Or better yet, just download the application on their phone and have them discover it later.

"Now," you might say, "Christian, isn't this just another garbage app allowed on the Android Market that you made simply because the episode of The Deadliest Warrior you were watching was particularly boring?"

To which I would respond, "Yes, but that's irrelevant."

You may continue with something like, "What is the purpose of putting a clock in the app?"

To which I may respond with something like, "Isn't every application better with an analog clock? The sales of these have been down so low lately, and I thought this may give them a little boost."

What people recently said about the app:

"This is the best application I have ever downloaded, or made for that matter!" - Christian Ostmo

"This application will improve the lives of thousands of Americans. Four and a half stars!" - Lyndon b. Johnson

"I laughed, I cried, it moved me Bob." Larry the Cucumber