【實用娛樂app】Funny Bits|最夯免費app

A Large collection of Humorous Phrases, Includes more than 40 different categories. If you want to kill some time in the subway station or in a boaring Class, this is the right App which will entertain you. Bet you cannot close the application just by reading only one funny bit.

In the Trial Version only 50 bits will be coming again and again, Please buy the full version to enjoy more than 12000 funny bits.

Sample Bit : 1

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

-- Ben Franklin

Sample Bit : 2

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked to add 2 and 2.

The housewife replied, "Four!".

The accountant said, "It's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures

through my spread sheet one more time."

The lawyer pulled the drapes, dimmed the lights and asked in a

hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

Sample Bit : 3

A blind rabbit was hopping through the woods, tripping over logs and crashing

into trees. At the same time, a blind snake was slithering through the same

forest, with identical results. They chanced to collide head-on in a clearing.

"Please excuse me, sir, I'm blind and I bumped into you accidentally,"

apologized the rabbit.

"That's quite all right," replied the snake, "I have the same

problem!"

"All my life I've been wondering what I am," said the rabbit, "Do

you think you could help me find out?"

"I'll try," said the snake. He gently coiled himself around the

rabbit. "Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have a little fluffy tail

and long ears. You're... hmmm... you're probably a bunny rabbit!"

"Great!" said the rabbit. "Thanks, I really owe you one!"

"Well," replied the snake, "I don't know what I am, either. Do you

suppose you could try and tell me?"

The rabbit ran his paws all over the snake. "Well, you're low, cold

and slimey..." And, as he ran one paw underneath the snake, "and you have

no balls. You must be an attorney!"

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