【實用動作app】Sad Paddle|最夯免費app

You feel bad for the paddle?

Sad Paddle is an ironic retro ping-pong-inspired evolutionary single player legacy arcade gaming experience. Be the paddle, hit the ball, earn points! Compete against yourself in the ultimate high score challenge!!!

-Addictive Fast-Paced 2D Arcade Gameplay!

-Simulated Real World Paddle and Ball Physics!

-4 Difficulty Levels with Speed and Score Modifiers!

-Crisp Rain, Thunder, and Lightning Effects!

-Sharp Retro Black and White High Contrast Accessible Graphics Style!

-Personal High Score Tracking!

-Option to Disable and Enable Rain Special Effects for Performance Enhancement!

-No Ads!!!

-Infinity Mode. Play FOREVER Highest scores!

-An Extra Difficulty Level: IRONIC. Score Bonus!

-Classy Piano Music...

-Flat Paddle for MORE RETRO. Score Bonus!

-Meme-based score modifiers! Similar to achievements, but more relevant!

-Mood Paddle - Change Colours: Green Blue Red Yellow Magenta and Cyan!

-Super Secret Purple Party Mode!!!

WARNING: DO NOT PLAY SAD PADDLE IN PURPLE PARTY MODE IF YOU HAVE PHOTOSENSITIVE EPILEPSY!!! PURPLE PARTY MODE CONTAINS RAPIDLY FLASHING LIGHTS AND IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS/ANNOYING!

Sad Paddle :( - Make It Happy :)

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Read what ReAl GaMeRs are saying about Sad Paddle:

-"I F#*&@$? hate this game." - Avery Parson

-"What is this some kind of joke?" -Roger Wilco

-"Give me back my internet money!" -Steven Abootman

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Created in Unity 4.

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