【實用娛樂app】The App That Does Nothing|最夯免費app-綠色工廠好玩App

Since the Google Play store opened, an endless stream of cheap, simple games and applications has filled its every nook and cranny. From fart buttons to imaginary whips, developers from around the world set out on a journey to learn what people are willing to pay a dollar for.

The answer? Just about anything -- even apps that do almost nothing have become smash hits!

Not content with that answer, I immediately set to work creating the ultimate cheap app: One that actually /succeeds/ at doing absolutely nothing! And thus, The App That Does Nothing was born!

Check out these *AMAZING* features (all included!):

-Does absolutely nothing!

-And nothing else!

-Try to convince your friends that it actually does something!

-Compatible with every Android device ever made! (Probably.)

-The simplest user interface ever designed!

-Small and lightweight, without sacrificing functionality!

-FREE updates if we find a way to make it do even less than nothing!

-Doesn't contain ads!

-Doesn't contain anything!

-No complicated settings or setup required!

-Easier to take care of than a pet rock!

-All your friends will be confused, and then inexplicably jealous!

-A legal alternative to burning money!

All proceeds (after Google's fees and taxes, of course) will go toward the developer, who is currently stuck with a horrible dead-end job and can't afford to move away from his/her parents. It's like giving to charity, except it's nothing like giving to charity!

Note to iOS users: Unfortunately, this app can never be ported to Apple products. Apple is currently the only vendor who includes state-of-the-art software to do absolutely nothing with every mobile device they sell -- it's called iOS. Not only does this limit the market for alternatives, they aggressively defend their monopoly by rejecting any similar apps submitted to their App Store.